I know they are nerdy and harmless but have you ever tried to solve a Rubik's Cube? Its unfathomably hard to do and these assholes make it look waaay too easy. We also hate people smarter than us. Google guys, your on our shit list too.
One Handed Record Holder- one fucking hand, christ.
Blidfolded Record Holder- blindfolded? Really? You have to rub it in huh? Kill yourself, nerd.
No Hands, Just Feet- how many different ways can I say "I hate you"
Corporate assembled boy bands just aren't what they used to be. Now they have to make up whole new genres of horrible music in order to get the attention of high school girls, enter "Brokencyde" (get it? "broke inside"...ugh). Well guess what girls, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but these guys are gayer than Lance Bass.
Sure there are a ton of songs about Ass and tits, but who knew that there would be so many great/classy songs about dick? We did, that's who. Here are our favorites:
5) Sleezy D & The Suck My Dick Krew- Suck My Dick Song
No real introduction necessary here, we all know good 'ol Sleezy D & the Crew, right??...Yeah me neither.
4) Mikey Avalon - My Dick
Mikey is hysterical, he was also once a gay prostitute heroin junkie. BONUS!
3) Juicey Karkas - Punch 'Em in the Dick
This little gem doesnt even have an official video so we posted the next best thing...
The holidays are upon us and like always you have no idea what to get anybody. This year, i suggest buying something for yourself-- The Flaming Lips "Christmas on Mars" DVD.
As Wayne Coyne explained in Listening Post's extensive interview with the lead Lip last month, the film was designed to be as destabilizing as David Lynch's Eraserhead and as spaced-out as Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey.
"There's something uncanny, uncomfortable and unsettling about Eraserhead, which is what I wanted for Christmas On Mars. I wanted a clumsiness to the dialogue and real beauty in the cinematography, and through accidents, lighting and mood, we got there," Coyne said. "The sets were elaborately built, lit and shot, so you could walk through and feel like you were in a real space station, just like in Kubrick's 2001. So yes, both of those influences inform the film."
If you're looking for more Christmas On Mars action, check out the online game at the Lips' official site.
Times are tough all over so Nike is now skinning the little chinese kids that make their shoes if they screw up and turning them into dunks...human skin dunks. True story, spread it around.
About a month or so ago we posted a cookbook about cooking with testicles. We were pretty sure that would be the grossest thing you can make an actual cookbook about. Well it didn't take long to up the ante and go inside the testicle for the best ingredient in the world. Japense bukkake stars give their personal reccomendations.
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
If you are into this kind of stuff (chances you actually might be if you visit this site) here is the link to buy the book.
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